A letter

You are overcome by a feeling of hungriness... Rummaging in your pack, instead of food you discover a letter from your king. "Congratulations," it reads.....

Hehe, this morning I got a letter from your friend and mine, our local MP Richard Ottoway. "Congratulations on becoming 18" was what it said. It amused me somewhat. It was quite a good gesture for an MP to make, but needless to say I doubt I will be voting Conservative next year